Phraseological dictionary of the Russian language: what is a bath leaf, what does it mean and how to spell it correctly. Stuck like a bath leaf Ritual to make wishes come true “It’s written on the forehead”

4. And all the heavenly host will decay; and the heavens will be rolled up like a book scroll; and all their army shall fall as a leaf falls from the vine, and as a withered leaf from the fig tree. The heavenly host of the yoke of the star will decay as paper or matter smolderes from the heat of fire. The heavens will curl up. Sky

Bath leaf

Bath leaf It is easy to recognize. He always goes through a period between one unsuccessful love and another. He cannot live alone, but he never manages to get along with anyone. He has more of a “feminine” sensitivity. He is great as a confidant. He is easy to seduce.

Without beating around the bush, let’s get straight to our sheep: I hate obsessive people. Fuck, how I hate obsessive people! If hell exists and if this is not Russia, in which we already live, then it probably has, no, it simply MUST HAVE a separate circle for obsessive people, somewhere between a giant cauldron for pedophile priests and a torture chamber for musicians who do not post the lyrics of their songs on the Internet. I’ll tell you even more: unobtrusiveness can officially be considered the eleventh biblical commandment - having dictated the previous ten to Moses, the Lord God decided not to mention it only because it would be fucking too intrusive. No other virtue will save you from the crushing lash of the red-skinned punisher in latex if during your life you were too obsessive in your good intentions. By the way, they say that it is with good intentions that the road to hell is paved. If this is actually the case, then by being obsessive you will pave your own fucking expressway to hell, rest assured.

In the whole world there is nothing more unbearable than a person who is not accustomed to respect other people's time and personal space. It is about these people that they usually say “sticking like a bath leaf,” but if a bath leaf could have feelings, then such a comparison would undoubtedly offend it: in order to get rid of a blade of grass on your ass, you just need to run your hand over your ass - from obsessive person You won't get off that easy. It would be much more appropriate to compare it with a splinter in the same soft place, or even better - with chewing gum in the hair. Have you ever tried to get rid of gum in your hair? If yes, then on own experience you know that this is almost impossible. It is much easier to cut off an entire strand of hair at the root, but when we mean by chewing gum a person who rings the bell every day, fits into any company or get-together without an invitation, imposes his friendship on you and does not accept refusal in any form, then you need to chop off the entire head immediately, somewhere in the neck area, or even better lower, up to the chest, just in case. The cut off is to be burned and scattered to the wind.

I had one such friend, there was a plug in every barrel. Wherever you go, his happy face is everywhere, no matter who you ask, no one called him and no one enjoyed his company. Moreover, simply kicking him out or sending him to hell almost always seems unthinkable: he is either a two-by-two-meter closet, or, on the contrary, he is too delicate and vulnerable in nature, for whom - what a pity! — just the other day, my beloved second cousin on the wife’s side of my only cat’s half-brother passed away, and he should under no circumstances be upset. This is just fucked up! At best, such an individual sits in the corner all evening, with his mouth open, running his eyes around and not bringing any benefit to the dialogue, only eating up your food reserves; at worst, he non-stop tells stories that are either unfunny or simply disgusting and vulgar. Shutting him up without conflict is more difficult than pissing into the wind without splashing your own face, and if God forbid he also plays the guitar, and in your company - what a miracle, what a coincidence, wow, oh, I’ll sing for you now!- if a working tool is found, then that’s it, it’s lost. Such people usually don’t know how to play anyway, but they sing so that after them, even grass within a kilometer radius does not grow for several years. If you are planning to go out into nature with a large group of friends and with tents, then this nit will certainly crawl out of the nearest bushes as soon as you set up camp, and you will be extremely lucky if you can say goodbye to the bastard at least the next day, when the time comes curl up. In some cases, the scum can be so shameless that you will also have to go back to the city with it, and when you finally get home, wearily throw your things on the floor and collapse into a chair at the computer, then VKontakte will be hanging for several hours fresh friend request.

All this is familiar to you, huh? Do you have such friends? If not, then please accept my sincere congratulations: with a probability of 146% you yourself - main character of this material. In order to preserve the purity of the nation's gene pool, we strongly recommend that you stick your testicles in a hot toaster or perform autocastration by any other available method. Suicide, by the way, is also a solution in this case.

However, the problem of obsession is not limited to just friends of friends, acquaintances, acquaintances or casual companions; there is enough of this crap at all levels. For example, most often characters with similar inclinations get jobs in second-hand stores, as if nature itself forcibly drives them into dark, damp basements, away from normal people. But for us, for those who do not have enough money in life for new fashionable clothes, and who simply like to look for cool vintage rarities without being limited in funds, second-hand stores are not a sufficient barrier for isolating obsessive women (and most often these are namely aunts) from society, we are forced to come here too often. Lock them even deeper, in the sewer, for example. Because WHAT THE FUCK IS IT YOUR BUSINESS I AM LOOKING FOR??? Do I look like a degenerate? Do you think I’m not smart enough to figure out for myself where in your moldy four-by-four-meter bedbug heap men’s things hang and where women’s things hang? In the end, if I need your help or advice, I CAN ASK MYSELF where you have everything and how! Don't, don't fucking come at me with your faggot blouses, with your killer jeans, you don't have a bit of taste, because if you had, then at one time someone would have taken you as a wife, and now you wouldn’t be stuck in this dirty basement, smelling of urine, in the company of rats and cockroaches!

It feels like once upon a time I offended all these unfortunate businessmen or did something bad to them, because every time, every single time I go into their shitholes, they offer me some completely wild T-shirt with rhinestones or acid print, always accompanied by a standard comment: “But this one doesn’t interest you? It’s very fashionable among young people now, and the size is just yours, try it on, it should suit you.”. WHAT DID I DO TO YOU, DOG? I’m standing in front of you in torn denim shorts, covered in some kind of criminal uniform, and on my T-shirt I have a huge print on my entire back with bulldogs gnawing on someone’s hand! Do I really look like Sergei Zhukov or a fan of the group “Tender May”? If not, then stop being so proactive - you, second-hand store sellers, this is the worst thing you can think of for business, and in that very circle of hell for obsessive people you will have your own separate mini hell-within-hell, where you will have to to walk around in all those tear-out rags that you kindly offer us.

Five suggested Simoron rituals It is based on popular expressions and sayings that we often use in our lives. They say that words can change our reality. And if you connect certain actions and self-confidence, you will get something!

Simoronsky ritual “Eye and eye”

The expression “eye and eye” means that someone needs to be constantly watched. This ritual is well suited for young mothers, since the child always needs an eye and an eye! If you need to leave for a couple of minutes, and there is no one to leave your baby with, the following ritual will help: cut out two eyes on paper and hang them in the child’s room. Now you will have the opportunity to leave for a while and not worry that the baby is left unattended. But don’t forget that safety comes first!

Simoronsky ritual for the desire “Stuck like a bath leaf...”

Usually the expression “stuck like a bath leaf to...” is used when a person cannot get rid of something or someone annoying, sticky, intrusive and unnecessary. So what stops us from sticking something good to ourselves? Write your desire on a piece of paper and stick it tightly to yourself, preferably to your butt. When you feel that you no longer feel the leaf sticking, it means that the ritual has already begun to take effect.

Ritual for wish fulfillment “Written on the forehead”

The expression “written on the forehead” means that a person’s emotions, character or actions are visible in his appearance and gaze. This expression is usually used in a negative context, for example: “It’s written on his forehead that he’s a fraud.” But thanks to this phrase, you can become who you want. Write on your forehead the word that would mean your desired state or social status. For example: boss, businessman, wife, etc. Walk around the house like this for at least half a day and get used to your role. Everything will start to change in better side for you.

Simoron for money, love and happiness “Saucer with a blue border”

When we mention a silver platter, we mean the fact that someone in life gets everything easily and simply. Do you want everything brought to you on a silver platter? Then find such a saucer and put in it what you associate with your dream. If you want to get rich - put a coin, get married - a ring, etc. Then ask someone to bring you this saucer with a blue border.

Simoron technique “Under a lucky star”

If you feel that Lately you're out of luck, it's time to get serious Simoron measures. Imagine being born under a lucky star! Cut out a beautiful star from foil and hang it on the ceiling above your bed or on the wall. Wake up and go to sleep with your lucky star!

The data will help you lift your spirits, test yourself and fulfill your deepest desires. Despite all the simplicity and absurdity of the actions, this technique works! We wish you good luck and don't forget to press the buttons and

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