What Men Talk About. Somehow he ran non-conceptually Somehow he ran non-conceptually

The content didn't work out for me. Almost. Among Haydor's brave memories, scars and skirmishes at every turn, references to other stories, the thread of the plot is interrupted - it does not seem solid and strong. The ending is completely gone without saying goodbye. The story is written to be written. And this is sad.
I remember a phrase from the miracle film: “Somehow he didn’t run conceptually!”

Narration:

1. “the world of the dead, which is called the Other World and will let the army of evil into our home” - a comma is required after clarification.
2. “protector from unclean creatures and Ser Thorel” - who the Sers of Thorel are is unknown. The second time it became clear that the comma had moved away.
3. “there was a famous besogon and he was famous” - it was repeated quite a bit.
4. “After the execution, in one of the taverns called “White Dove” people are drinking merrily” - the participle is not highlighted.
5. “the hands looked creepy, which caught my grandfather’s attention” - the phrase is lame. It would be better “which is what my grandfather paid attention to.”
6. “the Bearded Grandfather said” - why is the definition capitalized?
7. “He’s kind of strange... and he didn’t take off his hood,” said the fat man, finishing his ale.” - spaces are needed after the dash. And direct speech ends with a comma before the description in dialogues. And the participle is framed with commas if it is in the middle of a sentence. But here it is at the end, so one is missing.
8. “... took a sip from the mug and continued - why should I like your story?” - Direct speech in dialogues after the description continues with a capital letter.
9. “continued the fat man” - no period.
10. “what caused it to fall to the floor” - “fell.”
11. “But you asked... - the cabin boy answered
-Now I ask you to go to hell! “Haydor said, waking up a little.”
- please decide on the format of the dialogues. It is desirable that they comply with the rules of the Russian language.
12. “moved from a lying position to a sitting position” - moved...
13. “The weights were shaved off” - whiskey as a drink. Please remember.
14. "Haydor put on his shirt, and then somehow pulled on his pants,<...>, and then hung a musket and a couple of bags on his belt..." - then = after = later.
15. "a sword with an engraved spell. The spell was written" - repeat.
16. "-Not so often... about 5 times." and “when I was 7” - all numerals are written in words.
17. “Red city... a beautiful place,” said Jimmy
“Do you know that the Red City was founded” - if the Red City is the name, then why the differential spelling - with capitals and not?
18. “the creator of the red city had a very red ass” - hmm... Superfluous.
19. “took out a sword and put the sword” - don’t do that.
20. "Entering the palace, Heidor was met by a herald." - who entered the palace - Heidor or the herald? It turns out that the second one.
21. “Wait here!” said the herald and ran away a little further along the corridor.” - past tense.
“The king sits on the throne, waiting for Haydor...” - present tense.
- Paragraphs stand one after another.
22. “Let him come in!” Wedekind 2 ordered “my eyes!”
...here I felt despondent due to errors in the text...
23. “Haydor has already entered the hall without asking.” - extra comma.
24. “We could have waited!” - similar.
25. “Queen, you...,” said the queen’s adviser, who came next
-Idiots! Be silent! Only he can save my daughter! - The queen screamed" - design.
26. “Haydor looked at the curtains that did not let in the sunlight. Besogon approached the curtains.”
27. “Haydor looked at the curtains that did not let in the sunlight. Besogon approached the curtains.” - curtains, curtains, curtains...
28. “the knife in the jamb created some kind of barrier” - “created”?
29. “Haydor immediately turned around” - toot toot toot.

Anything to add?:

Dear author,
I understand your indignation in response to my review. But you must understand me - it was difficult to read, there was no integrity in the plot, and the addition of obscenities did not add any charm to your work. If you want to create more meaningful fiction, you must be respectful of your language, and of the reader first. It was not possible to get any satisfaction from your work.
And ideally, do you really think that a narrative like this could achieve any kind of victory? This question should have been asked immediately before submitting the work to the competition.
Work hard.

One of the works of “Quartet I” can rightfully be called one of the best films recent years. A film that will be close to everyone with its jokes, dialogues and situations. The entire hour and a half can be parsed into quotes, which is exactly what we did.

Best Quotes about life from “What Men Talk About”

1. Previously, everything was clear: I did my homework - well done, took my grandmother across the road - smart, broke the glass with a ball - bad. And now: he did something good for one woman, but it made another woman feel bad. And you did everything for the third one. But she doesn’t care!

2. - While you are wooing her, a woman, she is beautiful. But now you live together, she goes to work in the morning and says: “You are my unshaven one.” Or even like this: “You are my sleepy Cheburashka”... No, no: “Chebura-a-fka.” And it seems so cute, but so disgusting. - And the fact that “sleepy and unshaven Cheburashka” is a stretch. - No, Lesh, this is “natya-ya-fka.”

3. “Okay, see you tonight, smack!” Well, what the hell are “smacks”? If you want to kiss, kiss!

4. Why, when she shouts from the next room: “abu-bu-bu-bu... green slippers,” I ask her: “What?”, and she tells me: “Green slippers!”... Well, why does she repeat exactly these the last two words I heard?! How does she do this?!

5. “And the toast in our restaurant is called croûton.” It's the same piece of toasted bread, but the crouton can't cost $8, but the croûton can. And then you start looking for at least some taste that distinguishes this crouton from crouton. And you find it!

6. And the plate is so huge... Probably this is to emphasize that there is very little deflop on Earth.

7. In general, it has become inconsistent: what you want to do and how to do it right. And you want it to be right, but you want it to be the way you want it... And? What to do?

8. But take the question “Why?” When I tell her: “Come to my place,” and she tells me: “Why?” Now, explain what I should answer her? After all, I don’t have a bowling alley or a movie theater at home. If I say: “Let’s make love once or twice, it will definitely be good for me, maybe for you, and then you can stay, but it’s better if you leave,” she definitely won’t go. Although he understands perfectly well that this is exactly what we are going for. And I say: “Come to me - I have a wonderful collection of lute music from the 16th century.” And this answer completely suits her.

10. - A crisis is when you don’t want anything, and then you start wanting to want something. - That's okay. When you don’t want to want to want something, that’s a crisis. - This is not a crisis, this is f***!

11. When I was 14 years old, I thought that 40 years was so far away that it would never happen. Or it will be, but not for me. But now I’m almost 40, and I understand that it really won’t happen! Because I’m still 14. It turns out there are no adults. There are older children. Bald, sick, gray-haired boys and girls.

12. Why can only your wife or husband cheat on you? Why can't you cheat on your children? Just imagine, you were seen leaving McDonald's with someone else's child...

13. Now, if the fascists, who shoot for lies, came and asked: “Did your wife cheat on you or not?” In any case, I would have answered “no,” because if you didn’t cheat, you told the truth, they let you go, and if you cheated, then you won’t even have time to be surprised. But you said: “Yes, I cheated,” and it turned out to be true. You were released, live, but how to live with this? You know, she knows that you know, all the fascists know, you can’t call them anymore - it’s awkward, but the guys were helpful... And if everything rested on the fact that you “don’t know”, and she’ll leave now, and you love her ... Ay...

14. Or she asks some question. And I see that this is really very important for her. And I start answering. And she’s already gone. It turns out that it was simply important for her to ask this question and that’s all...

15. In general, when you’re married, what’s annoying is not that you don’t have other women, but that there’s no possibility of other women. I might not have taken advantage of it, but there must be an opportunity... For example, they would forbid you to eat with a fork. And in the wording “never”. “You will never eat with a fork again!” Yes, it would seem, to hell with it, you can do it with a spoon, chopsticks, hands... But they told you - you can’t, and you immediately wanted to use a fork. And, most importantly, here it is - the fork, lying there. Lots of forks. I opened the box - it was full.

16. This is because there are no objective criteria in art. Everything in sports is objective. I ran the fastest 100-meter dash - that’s it, you’re great, a winner, a champion. And no one is interested in your running style, even backwards. “Somehow he didn’t run conceptually.” Fuck you, run like that yourself! “Eh, no, what did he want to say with those nine and a half seconds?” Why the hell are you running like that! That's all.

17. There is no future. Previously, in childhood, there was something bright and unknown ahead. Life... And now I know exactly what will happen next. The same as today. I will do the same things, go to the same restaurants, well, or to others like them. Driving a car is about the same. Instead of the future, it became the present. There is simply a present, which is now, and a present, which will be later. And the main thing is that I like my present. The cars are good, the restaurants are delicious - I just feel sorry for the future...

18. For example, if a man likes a woman, he must conquer her, and if a woman likes a man, she... she must surrender to him. That is, lose. Loses while winning. We play checkers. They play giveaway... Crooked female logic... It’s always like that with them.

19. - And here’s why: they drank the same thing, but one of them stinks in the morning, and the other smells slightly? - This is called inner intelligence.

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That's why it was so great as a child. Well, because it was clear what was good and what was bad. Well, it’s like this: you learned your lessons - well done, you took your grandmother across the road - and you’re a smart girl. I broke the glass with a ball - bad.
- Logical.
- And now!? You did something good for one woman, but it made another woman feel bad.
- In general, I did everything for the third, but she didn’t care.

What Men Talk About

Over time, the question arose: “Why?”
Before they told you: “Listen, I met two girls, their apartment is available in Otradnoye, let’s sit and have a drink! Go!" You went straight away. If you were asked “Why?”, you would say: “How, why? What are you, a fool? Two girls, separate apartment! Let’s sit and have a drink, okay?!”
And now... they tell you “let’s go,” and you think: “Some two girls... leftists. Their apartment is in OT-RAD-NOM! Well, it’s going there, drinking with them... then either staying, or going home... tomorrow to work. For what?!"

What Men Talk About

Well, it was, right? Was? Look me in the eye! I see what happened!
- There was nothing why I would have told you then.
- Uh-huh... Well, we kissed, right? Kissed!
- Yes, we didn’t kiss at all.
- Uh-huh... I understood: you pestered her, and she refused you!
- I’m telling you, she was the one who pestered me, and I refused...
- What... really didn’t happen? Refused? Zhanna Friske?
- Yes.
- Well, you're an asshole...

What Men Talk About

There is no need to try to make your dream come true. Let it remain a dream.

What Men Talk About

A film or performance can always be stopped at some good moment. What about life? If only she always had a happy ending. Not “died,” because “died” is a bad ending. For example, you’re walking along the embankment, it’s a beautiful day... and suddenly, over the horizon, the credits begin to slowly rise. You say: “What is this? Is that all? Wait, wait a second, who played me? Did you play well? Well, I hope you liked everything, because well, everything ended wonderfully...” That's how it would be.

What Men Talk About

They are 80 years old, that is, they lived together for 60 years. And you can see, you can see, you can see that they love each other.
- Do they love you? Why do you think that they didn’t cheat on each other? Maybe that’s why they lived so long and happily. Well, because they changed it. Isn't that what happens?
- No. It doesn't happen that way.
- Why?
- Because. Because I don't want it that way.

What Men Talk About

In general, when you’re married, what’s annoying is not that you don’t have other women, but that you don’t have this opportunity. I might not have taken advantage of it, but there must be an opportunity... For example, they would forbid you to eat with a fork. And in the wording “never”. “You’ll never eat with a fork again!” Yes, it would seem, to hell with it, you can do it with a spoon, chopsticks, hands... But they told you - you can’t, and you immediately wanted to use a fork. And, most importantly, here it is - the fork, lying there. Lots of forks. I opened the box - it was full. Different - long, short, three-pronged, two-pronged, silver, cupronickel... Yes, even an aluminum fork would do for you in this condition... if you haven’t had a single fork for three years. But you can't. And just yesterday it was still possible - take any fork and use it, and no one will care. And now I’ve used it - and everyone is shaking their heads: “Eh-oh, what, you promised not to use forks...”

What Men Talk About

Well, what are we going to give?
- Maybe something inexpensive and effective...
- 500 dollars - inexpensive and very impressive.

“Before, my parents forbade me something, now my wife does. When will I grow up?”

The film “What Men Talk About” performed by “Quartet I” can easily be called one of the best comedies of modern Russian cinema. A tasty cocktail of an unobtrusive script, good acting, and excellent humor found a response not only among the male audience for whom it was intended, but also among the female audience, who are for the most part the object of this very humor.

Below are our favorite quotes from this wonderful film.

Previously, everything was clear: did your homework - good job, took your grandmother across the road - smart, broke the glass with a ball - bad. And now: he did something good for one woman, but it made another woman feel bad. And you did everything for the third one. But she doesn’t care!

While you are wooing her, a woman, she is beautiful. But now you live together, she leaves for work in the morning and says: “You are my unshaven little one” - or even like this: “You are my sleepy Cheburashka” ... No, no: “Chebura-a-fka.” And it seems so cute, but so disgusting.
- And the fact that “sleepy and unshaven Cheburashka” is a stretch.
- No, Lesh, this is “natya-ya-fka.”

- “That’s it, see you in the evening, smack!” - Well, what the hell are “smacks”? If you want to kiss, kiss!

Why, when she shouts from the next room: “Abu-bu-bu-bu... Green slippers” - I ask her: “What?”, and she tells me: “Green slippers!”... Well, why she repeats exactly these last two words that I heard?! How does she succeed?!

- “And the toast in our restaurant is called croûton.” It's the same piece of toasted bread, but the crouton can't cost $8, but the croûton can. And then you start looking for at least some taste that distinguishes this crouton from crouton. And you find it!

And the plate is so huge... Probably this is to emphasize that there is very little deflop on Earth.

In general, it began to not coincide: how I want to what to do and how Right enroll. And you want it to be right, but you want it to be the way you want it... And? What to do?

But take the question “Why?” When I tell her: “Come to my place,” and she tells me: “Why?” Now, explain what I should answer her? After all, I don’t have a bowling alley or a movie theater at home. If I say: “Let’s make love once or twice, it will definitely be good for me, maybe for you, and then you can stay, but it’s better if you leave,” she definitely won’t go. Although he understands perfectly well that this is exactly what we are going for. And I say: “Come to me - I have a wonderful collection of lute music from the 16th century.” And this answer completely suits her.

A crisis is when you don’t want anything and then you start wanting to want something.
- That's okay. When you don’t want to want to want something, that’s a crisis.
- This is not a crisis, this is a p[ip]t!